You  may or may not be able to teach an old dog new tricks, but you can certainly  try to get Fido to use an iPad.
New  York dog trainer Anna Jane Grossman has done just that, with success --  although a lack of apps limits the possibilities.
"It's  a novelty. It's just sort of a fun thing to do," Grossman told AFP at  School for the Dogs, the canine classroom she runs with partner Kate Senisi  near Manhattan's Union Square.
"There's  not a huge amount of purpose to it -- but the way I see it, we're playing games  all the time on our iPads anyway, so why not play games with our dogs?"
Grossman,  a native New Yorker and lifelong dog lover who's also a freelance writer, was  inspired by a fictional news article about a college grad who instructs dogs on  correct tablet technique.
The  original real-life iPad dog was Grossman's eight-year-old poodle-Yorkie mix  Amos, whose rich repertoire of silly tricks such as rolling over dead upon  hearing the words "bang bang."
In  the interests of objectivity, AFP brought its own dog, a three-year-old  dachshund mix, down to Grossman's place to see if she could turn him into a  genuine geek on four legs.
Starting  off simply, Grossman got Bandit to touch her hand with his nose on command, in  return for a tasty treat as a reward for correct behavior.
From  there she got the dog nudging a fly swatter, then a pad of Post It notes,  occasionally using a smear of peanut butter to focus its attention.
Then  came the iPhone and iPad -- no doubt Android devices work just as well -- with  their touchscreens reacting instantly to the gentlest pressure from a wet  canine nose.
"We  go through a lot of screen cleaner here," Grossman confessed.
Within  an hour, Bandit could take a self-portrait on command, using an app called Big  Camera Button that triggers an iPhone camera shutter just by touching the  screen. (The resulting image was an extreme close-up of his eyes and forehead.)
"What's  nice about the iPad or iPhone or whatever you're using is that it registers  that moment that (the dog) touches it," Grossman explained.
With  an app called YesNo, with a green yes button and red no button, Grossman can  get Amos to answer the most profound questions ("Does two plus two equal  five?" No! "Is print media dead?" No!.
Designed  to help nonverbal youngsters communicate with others, YesNo is one of the few  reactive touchscreen apps that Grossman has come across with crossover  potential.
"The  problem isn't so much what dogs are capable of doing," said Grossman,  author of a book on obsolete technology.
"It's  that there aren't a lot of apps out there that are both big enough for a dog to  touch with his nose and synched up for practical purposes," such as  switching on a light or opening a door.
That  said, Grossman has been experimenting on getting a seeing-eye dog to  differentiate between dark and light pairs of socks so it can help its owner  get dressed, using an audio-enabled app.
Another  client is a pilot who wants his dog, on command, to nose-touch his iPad in just  the right spot in order to summon the latest in-flight weather report.
Having  rigged a litter box with a motion sensor to send a text message every time her  cat does its business, Grossman is tinkering with synchronizing an iPad with a  doggie treat dispenser.
Along  the same lines, Pavlov Dog Monitor, an app released earlier this year, uses a  smartphone's audio sensor technology to send a Facebook message every time it  hears a home-alone dog barking.
"A  lot of service dogs are trained to touch buttons in case of an emergency,"  so it shouldn't be too much of a leap for them to do same via a smartphone or  tablet screen, Grossman said.
But  while more and more people hear about dogs using iPads, not everyone is  impressed.
"In  the dog training community, people have been, like, 'That's so cool',"  said Grossman, whose school now is offering "iDog" seminars.
"But  I've also gotten a lot of angry emails from people saying, like, 'Steve Jobs  must be rolling over in his grave'."
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